Ewww, David! - Limited Edition

A fruit infusion as dramatic as Moira’s wigs and as extra as Alexis’ wardrobe. Built on a juicy base of hibiscus and apples, this blend shows off layers of apricot, lychee, and raspberry, with a bouquet of rose petals and rose buds worthy of the Rosebud Motel. It steeps a gorgeous rosy-pink, looking suspiciously like the fruit wine Moira once tried to sell (but actually tastes good). Sip it hot or iced—it’s crisp, tart-sweet, and oh so extra. Basically, it’s the Alexis of teas: fabulous, slightly over the top, and absolutely worth saying “eww, David!” about.

Blender’s Note: This blend exists entirely as a playful tribute to the iconic Canadian sitcom Schitt’s Creek. If Moira can endorse questionable fruit wine, then surely we can sip a tea inspired by the Rose family without worrying about trademarks. A little reminder to stay quirky, heartfelt, and just a bit fabulous.

Ingredients: apples, hibiscus, rose hips, rose petals, rose buds, flavour.